Melvin Missa

Jul 30

anfagistan:

staticoptics:

Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw.

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Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos.

Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies.

thank you science side of tumblr

Jul 30
troyyy:

longest gif ever omfg

troyyy:

longest gif ever omfg

Jul 30

foreveralone-lyguy:

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Ellen and her wife Portia are literally perfect for each other

Jul 30
assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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Jul 30

airrogance:

jinglebellsproutz:

airrogance:

how much cum do you think you would need to be able to take a 15 minute shower with?

showerheads flow about 2.5 gallons per minute so a 15 minute shower is 37.5 gallons

average amount of semen per ejaculation is .5 of a teaspoon and 48 teaspoons in a cup. so that’s 96 ejaculations per cup. 

16 cups in a gallon 

you’d need about 1,536 ejaculations worth

thanks!!!

Jul 30

pizza-date:

Kawaii in the streets.
Senpai in the sheets.

Jul 30

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

did u guys know that when i was 10, i did like 9 burger king commercials

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this is my legacy

Jul 29

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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Jul 29
Jul 29
  • lesbian: that girl is really cute
  • straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH
Jul 29

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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Jul 29

b-itch-y:

madeupmonkeyshit:

reblogging for the nigga in the back

he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol

OMG

Jul 29

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

Jul 28

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

Jul 28
saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT


is that HAIM ?

saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT

is that HAIM ?